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|Otabek Altin/Jean-Jacques Leroy/Yuri Plisetsky||Yuri Plisetsky/Tentacle Monster||Christophe Giacometti/Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov|
|Celestino Cialdini/Yuri Plisetsky||Emil Nekola/Yuri Plisetsky||Georgi Popovich/Yuri Plisetsky||Jean-Jacques Leroy/Minami Kenjirou||Jean-Jacques Leroy/Yuri Plisetsky|
|Lee Seung Gil/Yuri Plisetsky||Leo de la Iglesia/Jean-Jacques Leroy||Otabek Altin/Jean-Jacques Leroy||Phichit Chulanont/Jean-Jacques Leroy||Victor Nikiforov/Yuri Plisetsky|
|Yakov Feltsman/Yuri Plisetsky||Yuri Plisetsky/Original Male Character(s)||Yuri Plisetsky/Tentacle Monster||Minami Kenjirou/Tentacle Monster||Lee Seung Gil/Tentacle Monster|
|Otabek Altin/Jean-Jacques Leroy/Yuri Plisetsky||Michele Crispino/Sara Crispino|
Likes and prompts
Non-con and dub-con.
Sex and smut and porn and kink.
Rough sex especially if someone cries or screams.
JJ! I love JJ he's the best anything with him is awesome and cool. I love his smile and how smug he is and his tattoos and everything about him. His eyes are beautiful.
Bondage of any kind that includes handcuffs and ropes and duct tape and improvised bondage with belts and ties.
Pain or humiliation if it's non-con or dub-con sex.
Lots of come it's hot if there's a facial or semen drips out of a character's ass especially if he's been fucked by several people or repeatedly by one person or if he gets pumped full of come by a tentacle monster until he overflows.
A character gets kidnapped and raped or drugged and raped.
A character takes photos or videos during or after sex this is especially hot if the other character is humiliated by it or if it's used for blackmail.
Hooker AU or prison AU or harem AU or sex-slave AU.
It's hot if a character tries to stay silent or tries not to scream especially Seung Gil because he always keeps his face calm.
Ass to mouth.
Genderswitch or sex-swap or trans-fic are okay but if someone gets a vagina they should get fucked in vagina AND ass.
Breathplay especially in non-con and dub-con though it can be fun in consensual porn too.
Leo's ponytail needs to be yanked and pulled.
For Michele/Sara I like gentle non-con where he drugs her and rapes her carefully while she sleeps and then pretends nothing happened this is especially hot if he's done it often before and she doesn't ever know.
A character gets whipped or flogged or spanked this could be Yakov spanks Yuri with his belt to punish him because Yuri is a brat.
Knifeplay especially if the blood gets licked up.
Big cocks or double penetration especially if it's too much and hurts but I prefer it if it just hurts without injury don't go on about fissures and blood and broken pelvic bones or anything just pretend humans don't break easy and can suffer a lot and walk away from it after without any permanent damage.
Public sex and humiliation like Yuri is forced to blow Yakov in front of several other skaters because he talked back.
Yuri gets kidnapped by a criminal gang or a group of male fans or whatever and they gangrape him maybe in a van this is hotter if Yuri fights back and kicks and insults people. When there are more attackers he can get in some good kicks like kick one in the balls and another in the face so the others rape him harder as punishment just make him feisty.
For fanart I like bondage and kisses and tears and clothes that are halfway off like Yuri pulls his shirt up so his nipples are visible but it's still mostly on. Facials or drips or pools of semen make for good visuals too just a half-naked character with lots of semen all over.
Any kind of shitplay that includes scat and human toilet and enema and everything else in that vein. Don't mention shit at all if you can avoid it like a character can be disgusted at ass to mouth but don't dwell on why don't mention shit.
Extreme underage that means teenagers are okay but children are not. Yuri yes. Triplets NO.
First or second person POV.
Lectures about real -isms or focus on real -isms but you can invent one like omega oppression in alpha/omega fic if you really need one for plot reasons but please don't make it the main thing.
Eye-socket fuck. Any kind of eye damage or eye injury is a BIG Do Not Want don't even write threatened eye injury in knife play or anything and if someone gets punched in the face don't let the eyeball pop out or anything like that.
Extreme or explicit gore like you can mention there's blood or damage but don't describe broken bones or guts or whatever in loving detail.
Infidelity and cheaters. Simply don't mention Isabella if you write fic about King JJ with someone else don't make him cheat and absolutely don't bash her or kill her off or anything she's cool simply pretend she doesn't exist or whatever. If a character is married or engaged or whatever don't make them cheat it's only okay if it's like a king and harem situation where it's clear from the start that it's not cheating.
Crack or very random comedy.
Necrophilia. If you write a fic where a character is raped and killed make it rape first and death after don't write about how a dead body gets fucked please though I guess if a character is strangled to death while he gets raped it's okay if the other character finishes after he's dead but don't dwell on cold dead body and stuff.
Fluff where nothing at all happens the fic needs to have plot or porn or some sort of struggle so that something happens don't let a character just sit around and think about his love or skating.